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How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5... 1 to try and fail, 3 to stand around and pretend to be musicians, and 1 to actually do it right.

How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3... 1 to do it, and 2 to say they can do it better.

How many tuba players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2... 1 to crush the lightbulb, and the other to fight about it.

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