Stage Employees

Q: How many roadies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 2. One to try to hammer it in with a microphone, and another to find a cable to plug that microphone in.


Q: How many union members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: If we do screw in that light bulb, it'll be a 4 hour minimum on the payroll.


Q: How many sound techs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. That's the light guy's job.


Q: How many lighting techs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: IT'S A LAMP!

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