Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact ...

Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact departure on 124.7"

Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to departure -- by the way, after we lifted off, we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."

Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, contact departure on 124.7, did you copy the report from Eastern?"

Continental 635: "Cleared for takeoff, roger, and yes we copied Eastern and we've already notified our caterers."

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