At communion you go back for seconds.You think of ...

At communion you go back for seconds.You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.Long distance companies don't call you to switch.You give blood everyday.. just for the orange juice.McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments.American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.

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