These two convicts were about to be executed. The ...

These two convicts were about to be executed. The Warden says to the first one "Do you have a last request?"The convict says "Yes. I'd like to hear A Christina Aguilera song one last time."The Warden says "OK, I think we can arrange that." Then he says to the second convict "How about you? Last request?"The second convict says "Yeah. Kill me first."

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