After my plane landed I proceeded to the airport ...

After my plane landed I proceeded to the airport baggage area. To my dismay there was no sign of my bags. I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.

"Not to worry," she smiled as she took a description of my bags. " Your luggage is in good hands. We're trained professionals."

"Now," she asked, "has your plane arrived yet?"

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