Top 13 best things to say if you get caught ...

Top 13 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: 13. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 12. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap that they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to." 11. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper" 10. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!" 9. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!" 8. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance." 7. "I was actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend." 6. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?" 5. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." 4. "The coffee machine is broken . . . " 3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!" 2. "I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands." And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: 1. "Amen"

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