THE GIRL'S PRAYER Our Cash Which art on plastic ...

THE GIRL'S PRAYER Our Cash Which art on plastic Hallowed be thy name Thy Cartier watch Thy Coach bag In Gumps As it is in Tiffany's Give us each day our Platinum Visa And forgive us our overdraft As we forgive those who stop our Mastercard And lead us not into K-mart And deliver us from Loeman's For thine is the Rolex, the Harry Winston and the Armani For Chanel No.5 and Eternity Amex. THE BOYS PRAYER Our beer Which art in bottles Hallowed by thy sport Thy will be drunk I will be drunk At home as it is in the pub Give us each day our daily schooners And forgive us our spillage As we forgive those who spillest against us And lead us not into the practice of California wine tasting And deliver us from Tequila For mine is the adult beverage The ladys and the freedom Forever and ever Barmen.

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