A young ventriloquist is touring the South and ...

A young ventriloquist is touring the South and stops to entertain at a bar in Texas. He's going through his usual stupid Redneck jokes,when a big burly guy in the audience stands up and says "I've heard just about enough of your damn hillbilly jokes; we ain't all stupid here in the South." Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big guy pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to the little wise-guy on your knee!"

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