Any ship can be a minesweeper... once.Don't draw ...

Any ship can be a minesweeper... once.Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.Five second fuses only last three seconds.If the enemy is in range, so are you.Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than you.Never trust a private with a loaded weapon, or an officer with a map.Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.Remember, tracers work both ways.

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