Roy was a gas station attendant. One day he was ...

Roy was a gas station attendant. One day he was filling up another car, when he spotted three penguins sitting on the back seat of the car.Baffled, Roy asked the driver: "What's up with those penguins?"The man in the car replied: "I found them by the side of the road. But to tell you the truth, I have no idea what to do with them."Roy wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but after a few minutes of hard thinking he came up with a pretty good idea: "You should take them to the zoo," he said."Great idea,"the man in the car smiled and drove away. The next day the man with the car was back at Roy's gas station.And the penguins were still in the back seat of the car! "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo," Roy said."Oh, I did," said the driver, "and we had a great time! Today I'm taking them to the beach."

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