A couple of carpet layers are installing new ...

A couple of carpet layers are installing new carpeting in the home of a pompous rich woman. They get the carpet all layed and one of them can't find his pack of cigarettes. He checks his pockets, etc., until finally his buddy spots a lump under the carpet."Geez, he says, we better handle this before she sees it."He goes to pull the carpet away from the wall when his buddy says,"Wait, I have an easier way."He takes his hammer and pounds the lump flat. Just then, the woman comes in and asks frantically,"Have you seen my toy poodle?"

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