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Q. How do you know an lawyer is lying to you?A. His lips are moving.A. What do you do if you see a drowning lawyer?Q. Throw in his wife and kids.Q. Why are lawyers like laxatives?A. They irritate the crap out of you.Q. What do you need when you've have three lawyers up to their necks in cement?A. More cement.Q. What's black and brown and looks good on an lawyer?A. A doberman.Q. How many first year lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. None - it's a second year project.Q. Did you hear that lawyers have found a new use for sheep?A. Wool.Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?A. You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

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